So, the rioting has been cancelled for a few hours to let Santa Claus through to do his thing.
Don’t get us wrong: we have nothing against law and order, per se, but it's freezing and we find the best way to keep warm at this time of year is to set a car on fire and run away from the cops.
So whether you're an enemy of the state or one of the political mafia, we say: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU!
